What is the longest word in the English language  
SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!”

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map   
Maria: This is it   
Teacher: Well done   Now class, who found America  
Class: Maria did   

A Scotsman who was driving home one night, ran into a car driven by an Englishman   The Scotsman got out of the car to apologize and offered the Englishman a drink from a bottle of whisky   The Englishman was glad to have a drink 
“Go on,” said the Scot, “have another drink  ”
The Englishman drank gratefully   ”But don’t you want one, too ” he asked the Scotsman   
“Perhaps,” replied the Scotsman, “after the police have gone  ”

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