How do rabbits travel?
Answer: By hareplane!
What kind of ties can't you wear?
Answer: Railroad ties.
What do you call a funny book about eggs?
Answer: A yolk book.
When is it dangerous to play cards?
Answer: When the joker is wild!
What kind of soda must you not drink?
Answer: Baking soda.
How does Mother Earth fish?
Answer: With North and South Poles!
Where is the best place to see a man-eating fish?
Answer: In a seafood restaurant.
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
Answer: Long time no sea.
What did one potato chip say to the other?
Answer: Shall we go for a dip?
How does a king open a door?
Answer: With a monarch-y.
What is a pickle's all time favorite musical?
Answer: Hello, Dilly.
What did the chocolate bar say to the lollipop?
Answer: Hello, sucker!
What do whales like to chew?
Answer: Blubber gum.
Where is the ocean the deepest?
Answer: On the bottom.
What part of your body has the most rhythm?
Answer: Your eardrums.
What does the Invisible Man drink at snacktime?
Answer: Evaporated milk.
What do you get when you saw a comedian in two?
Answer: A half wit.
Can giraffes have babies?
Answer: No, they only have giraffes!
What shoes should you wear when your basement is flooded?
Why are potatoes good detectives?
Answer: Because they keep their eyes peeled.
What kind of eyeglasses do spies wear?
What clothing does a house wear?
What did the sock say to the foot?
Answer: You are putting me on!
Why was the belt arrested?
Answer: For holding up the pants!